You know, I was going to do Easter this year. Hand to heart, I was. I went to mass and confessional. I thought about observing Lent. I even painted some goddamn eggs and hid them around the place, but. Uh.

The eggs are gone. Fairly sure the Sanctum consumed them, so I won't be completely surprised if rainbow chickens start popping out of the ( Read more... )

[The video is shaky, and at a weird angle, because Teddy’s communicator is sticking halfway out of his pocket. He walks down a long hall, and through a slightly creepy looking door, and down some decidedly creepy and magical looking stairs before he comes to another (slightly less unsettling) door and knocks twice.]

Nico?

[ there’s a good view of ( Read more... )

Well. That little exercise in mass self-deception proved at least one thing: Nico Minoru is not marriage material.

Sorry, Ted. Seriously.

[ there's the sound of a lighter being flicked, then a long pause.If you're waiting for witchy words of wisdom, don't. I'm taking the week off. Go consult a fortune cookie or something. They've got the same ( Read more... )

[ where in the world is Nico Minoru? It's anyone's guess. Wherever it is, it's arid and there is sun. The witch has stepped out for the afternoon.So, I've been thinking. It's been almost a year since we started making a mark here, and as it is now, at least some of us will be here until the machines get their shit together. It might be years. It ( Read more... )

Before anyone asks: no, I didn't do this ( Read more... )

[ well, hello there, Network! Your local wandering witch has found her way back. Instead of her usual worn-out jeans and black t-shirts, she's decked out in full sorceress regalia---ubiquitous red and gold cloak and long black dress, her Staff in one hand and the Eye around her neck. Nico is looking like a legit Sorceress Supreme, for once.I'm back ( Read more... )

[ PRIVATE TO: Karolina, Victor, and AU!Chase ]

We need a pow-wow.

On the docket:
✓ The Chips

1. What caused them to go batshit? Theories and discussion.
2. Who did this? Let's brainstorm suspects, so that I have a hitlist to work off of.
3. Should the rest of us keep our chips, y/n?

✓ Alex

1. He is still alive. Reactions?
2. Yes, he is the Ghost Rider. Yes, I ( Read more... )

Dear everyone. Let's talk about the dos and don'ts of living in this place. I hate to be the big bad bossy witch, but someone has to lay down the rules.

Do try to live your lives. You might stay here for months, or you might go home in two weeks. We can't tell, so don't bank on either happening. Just shut up and carry on.

Don't try to give the ( Read more... )

[ so if you thought Nico was pissy in her last post, you haven't seen anything yet. She looks angry enough to be gently labeled apocalyptic, her usual brand of simmering-seething quiet anger replaced by boiling rage.

Her eyes are glowing red. That's never a healthy sign.So here's a head's up. We've solved the mystery of the missing men, thanks to ( Read more... )

Fair warning. If anyone tries to deck my hall, I will come after you. My response will be swift and merciless.

Hold your Grinch jokes. They've been made before.

[ SOMEONE SOUNDS CRANKY ]

Billy? Any luck on your end of the doc-hunt? I've come up dry, despite vigorous Scooby-Dooing and location spells. Which is, you know---awesome.